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BIO

This band practically kick-started itself in the fall of 2008. We just started grinding and it instantly seemed as natural as taking the first leak in the morning, or drunk-driving. The name was stolen from a Nasum song, at first we stole their riffs too but then we kinda grew out of it. Now we steal from everyone else.

We've done a great deal of recordings for such a young and shitty band (and we apologize for that), but I think they can never catch the essence of all this noise as undisputedly as all the live shows we have played and will play in the future. Other bands play, Manowar kills. We are somewhere in between.

We see no problem in driving six-hour trips back and forth to play for a handful of people, because we do this for ourselves. We'll do it for free, if we won't get any profit out of it, fuck it, we don't care. We do everything by ourselves, because we know how to do this. We lack the self-respect and dignity all the other bands have. We'll come and play in any country and any gig we get, no matter how small trips they're always worth making.

We love what we do and we're sincere to the point of naive idealism. I know this sounds cheesy, that's what it is. We're in deep gratitude to all Finnish grindcore bands, they are truly great. Thanks for all the riffs we've stolen.